Ever Heard The Word “Ya Dun’ Goofed!” Meet Jessi Slaughter, Girl From The Internet.
After hearing about her on forums on the net, I quickly clicked the link for her youtube account, but to much my dismay it got deleted before I even got there. Luckily some people with a lot of time on their hands managed to save and upload for videos once again. Jessi is an eleven year old kid who claims that she is no longer a virgin based on her choice of words. Her famous quotes were: “I will pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie”, “I don’t suck at singing, people just think I do”, and I am pretty and I am immune to you. You do not phase me”. It all started in a forum when they started commenting nasty things about her, most of it was even suggesting her to end her life. She is eleven years old and putting up suggestive pictures of herself on facebook what was the facebook age minimum again? She even replied to her haters about her fear of the cyber police taking her to prison because according to the trolls who are feeding her hate, she could get to jail because she is too young to post pictures of herself. The facebook age rules are definitely not working on this one. Her latest video features her father screaming at her haters and that the cyber police are coming to get them. Yeah right. Its like teaching a sloth how to run very very fast. Her fathers tirade ended with a “You done goofed!” phrase. Goofed. A very inconceivable word it is. So parents, hear me out. If you have a child aged fifteen and below, “Get them away from the internet!” because no matter what you do, no matter kind of software you put in there, the internet will come out and get them. Don’t let your kid be the next Jessi Slaughter, for our sake.